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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies


1 cup water

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

2 cups of sugar

1/2 teaspoon salt

1 cup brown sugar

3 large eggs

1/3 cup nuts

1 cup of dried fruit

1 (750 ml) bottle of tequila (Jose Cuervo or your other favorite brand)


1. Sample the tequila to check quality

2. Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality

3. Pour one level cup tequila and drink

4. Turn on the electric mixer

5. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl

6. Add one peastoon of sugar

7. Beat again

8. At this point it’s best to make sure the tequila is still ok, so try another cup just in case

9. Turn off the mixerer thingy

10. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit

11. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor

12. Mix on the turner

13. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver

14. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity

15. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something

16. Who geeves a sheet

17. Check the tequila

18. Add one table

19. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink

20. Whatever you can find

21. Greash the oven

22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over

23. Don’t forget to beat off the turner

24. Cherry Mistmas !

Hope you loved this joke as much as I did.

Happy Holidays Everyone! 

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