A Blonde dials 911 to report that her new fancy car got broken into.
She is hysterical and crying as she explains her situation to the 911 dispatcher.
“They have stolen everything from my car: my steering wheel, the brake pedal, the dashboard, and even accelerator! Can you believe it?” she says.
The dispatcher says: “Please stay calm. Our officer is on his way to your house and will be there in five minutes.”
However, before the police gets to the crime scene, the dispatcher’s phone rings one more time, and the same blonde is on the line.
“Never mind”, she giggles, “I just wanted to let you know that I got in the back seat of my car by accident! Sorry!”
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