I love to start my day with a really funny joke.

Anybody can use a good laugh!

Remember: “The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

Check out our collection of Hilarious Jokes to start your day on a positive and happy note.

The funny joke of the day is “Prison and Work”. Read the full article…»

My Collection of Funny Jokes was started about 2 years ago, since I really like reading a good joke every day to start my day on a positive note.

I love this quote of someone famous saying “The most wasted of all days is one without laughter”.

That is so true!

We need to be able to slow down and have a few minutes to relax and have a good laugh.

It really has a therapeutic effect on us.

Start your New Year with the following resolution: Read the full article…»

This year I decided to have several New Year’s resolutions to keep me busy all year round. 

Here is my to-do list. I am going to… 

1. Gain weight, at least 50 pounds or more 

2. Stop exercising. Big waste of time 

3. Read less. Makes you think too much 

4. Get further in debt  Read the full article…»

Not in the Christmas mood quite yet?

Please check out our Joke of the Day about Christmas from our collection of really funny jokes.

After reading this, you will be ready for Christmas – guaranteed!

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

Ingredients:

1 cup water

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

2 cups of sugar

1/2 teaspoon salt

1 cup brown sugar Read the full article…»

Read our Christmas Joke that is one of the funniest jokes ever! Happy holidays!

HOLIDAY EATING TIPS

1. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It is quite rare.

You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has only 8,000 calories in every sip?

It’s not as if you are going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It’s a treat. Enjoy it! Have one for me. Have two. Read the full article…»

Here is one more really funny joke from our collection of the funniest jokes ever.

Remember:”The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

Have a good laugh!

It was a blistering hot day in July and an old man fainted in the middle of a busy city intersection.

Traffic started to quickly pile up in all the directions while an attractive woman, who was taking a walk in the park earlier, rushed to help him. Read the full article…»

Please check out our Joke of the Day to start your day on a happy and positive note.

This joke is actually a true story, and it is very funny.

Have a good laugh!

A man, planning to rob a Detroit downtown Chase Bank, walked into the branch and wrote on a deposit ticket “This is STIKKUP. Put all your muney in this grey bag.”

While he was standing in line and waiting to give this note to a teller, he started worrying that someone has seen him writing the note and the police might come to arrest him before he even reaches teller’s window.

He decided to leave the Chase Bank and went across the street to the Bank of America branch. Read the full article…»

A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed  a calf that was crossing the road.

The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened.

He then asked what the animal was worth.

“Oh, about $200 today,” said the rancher. “But in six years it would have been worth $900. So, $900 is what I am out.” Read the full article…»

A Police Officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

“But, officer, “the man began, “I can explain…”

“Just be quite, ” snapped the officer. “I am going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”

 “But, officer, I just wanted to say…” Read the full article…»

In case you were wondering what the difference is between us: men and women.

Here we go. This is quite self-explanatory.

Have a great laugh!

Female Brain consists of:

• Headache Generator
• Shoes
• Talk, Talk and more Talk
• Gossip Control Center Read the full article…»

There is an old joke about a guy who walks into a bar, wearing a sport jacket.

He orders a Scotch, which the bartender delivers.

The customer then takes out a really small piano and puts it on the bar.

The server looks at it and a couple of other customers crowd around the new arrival, who then takes a really small man out of his other pocket.

The half-foot tall man is dressed in a tuxedo and starts to play music at the keyboard. Read the full article…»

Overheard on a Southwest Airlines flight into San Antonio, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day:

“During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it.”

After an extremely hard landing, the flying attendant said:

“Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to San Antonio. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what is left from our airplane to the gate.”

Read the full article…»

A Blonde dials 911 to report that her new fancy car got broken into.

She is hysterical and crying as she explains her situation to the 911 dispatcher.

“They have stolen everything from my car: my steering wheel, the brake pedal, the dashboard, and even accelerator! Can you believe it?” she says.

The dispatcher says: “Please stay calm. Our officer is on his way to your house and will be there in five minutes.” Read the full article…»

It is always good to start a Monday morning with a good joke. Here it goes! Are you ready for this?

A small South Virginia Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very horny and very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem.

The gorilla was in heat. Read the full article…»

I really like to start my Sunday with a good joke. Well… here we go…

Happy Sunday!

Find out what it really means when men say:

“Darling, I am going fishing”

It means: “I am going to drink myself so dangerously stupid and stand by the creek with a big stick in my hand while the innocent fish swim by in complete safety”. Read the full article…»

Number One Idiot of 2010

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.

Today, this woman called in very upset, because she caught her a little daughter eating ants.

I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. Read the full article…»

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry about anything.

By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test.

And best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home.

Exercise #1:

Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Read the full article…»

A husband asks his wife,

“You never argue when I get mad at you.

How do you always control your anger?”

“I clean the toilet,” she replies.

“How does that help?” he asks.  Read the full article…»

The European Commission recently announced an agreement where English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would become known as “European English”. Read the full article…»

One fellow was talking to his buddy about his wife, “I have no clue what to get my wife for her 40th birthday.

She has pretty much everything.

She’s got a great job and can afford to buy herself anything her little heart desires: she’s got a lot of jewelery, a nice convertible car, beautiful clothes – you name it!

I am stumped!” Read the full article…»