Really Funny Christmas Joke

Really Funny Christmas JokeAre you ready for a holiday season? If not, I have a good fix for you.

Please check out one of the most hilarious jokes called Christmas Joke to get you in the holiday spirit and make your holidays more fun, joyful and magical. 

Happy holidays Everyone!

Christmas Joke

HOLIDAY EATING TIPS

1. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It is quite rare.

You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has only 8,000 calories in every sip?

It’s not as if you are going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It’s a treat. Enjoy it! Have one for me. Have two. Read the full article…»

Very Funny Olympic Chuckles

hilarious jokesIt has been said that NBC commentary during the opening ceremonies was rather superfluous, irritating and sometimes stupid.  

This seems to add to that description of the comments they made.

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the London Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”

2. Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.”  Read the full article…»

Joke of the Day: My 1st Day of Employment

Really Funny JokesPlease check out our Joke of the Day to start your day on a happy note.

Remember: Laughter is tranquilizer with no side effects. ~ Arnold Glasow

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So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day….

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

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Joke of the Day: Government Joke

funny jokesWhy reading a joke of the day?

I truly belive that a laughter a day keeps doctors away. Discover for yourself and experience an incredibly healing power of humor by reading just one funny joke a day.

Please visit our “Hilarious Jokes” section any time to start your day on a positive and happy note.

The Joke of the Day is “Government Joke”.

Have a great laugh!

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A guy stopped at a local gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought himself a nice and cold Cola.

He stood by his car to drink his drink and watched a couple of guys working along the roadside. Read the full article…»

Funny Joke: What is Couple Sex?

funny jokesDo you want to hear a really funny joke to have a great laugh and start your day on a happy and positive note?

You can find tons of funny jokes, adult jokes, clean jokes, funny YouTube Videos for everyone on our site.

I can’t remember who said this but “A sense of humor is a major defense against every day troubles”. Isn’t that true?

Please check out this funny joke called “What is Couple Sex?” and turn on your daily defense against life’s troubles.

Have fun and if you know a really funny joke of your own, please share it with us and we will be happy to post it on our site!  Read the full article…»

Getting to the Heart of the Geek vs. Nerd Debate

Geek Vs. Nerd

nerdA couple of decades ago, being either a nerd or a geek meant being a social disaster.

With growing fascination with personal technology and the fact that smarts became cool, geeks and nerds have come into their own.

However, despite common misconceptions, they are not the same. A geek is not a nerd and a nerd is not a geek.

Geeks have become self-identified with advanced technology. They have the latest gadgets and are masters of that universe.  Read the full article…»

Incredibly Funny Church Jokes

funny jokesHumor is a powerful thing, and reading funny jokes is not only a great form of entertainment, but also a way to lift your mood if you are feeling down.

We have a lot of really funny jokes on this site, but we have not posted any church jokes yet.

I got a few church jokes forwarded to me by my friend and I would like to share them with my readers.

Have a great laugh, and if you know any church jokes of your own, please forward them to us, so we can post them on our blog.  Read the full article…»

Hilarious Jokes: Adam and Eve

really funny jokesPlease check out our collection of most hilarious jokes to start your day on a positive and happy note.

I really like this Adam and Eve joke.

Remember: “The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

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Seems God was just about done with creating the Universe, but he had 2 things left over in his bag, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.

He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.

“It’s a very handy thing,” God told them, “and I was wondering if either one of you would like that.”

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Hilarious Jokes: Dirty Golf Joke

hilarious jokesThere is nothing better than starting a day with a few hilarious jokes.

Here is one of them. It is too funny not to post it on here.

So go ahead and laugh your head off! What are you waiting for?

The Joke of the Day is Golf Joke.
Are you ready for this?  Read the full article…»

Really Funny Joke: Prison and Work

hilarious jokesI love to start my day with a really funny joke.

Anybody can use a good laugh!

Remember: “The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

Check out our collection of Hilarious Jokes to start your day on a positive and happy note.

The funny joke of the day is “Prison and Work”. Read the full article…»

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