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The Joke of the Day is “Federal Job”.
Have a good laugh!
Mr. Johnson went to interview for a Federal job.
The interviewer asks him, “Are you a veteran?”
“Yes, I served two tours in Afghanistan.”
“Good, that counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?”
“I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles. So they declared me disabled, but it does not affect my ability to work.”
“Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you. I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 am to 4 pm.
Come on in about 10 am, and we will get you started.”
“If working hours are from 8 am to 4 pm, why do you want me to come in at 10 am?”
“Well, this is a Government organization. We do not do anything, but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of you coming in for that…”
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