Funny Pickup Lines

Need a few pickup lines to get someone’s attention?

You came to the right place.

Here you can find a great collection of funniest pickup lines!

Super cheesy and bad, funny and dumb, silly and cute pickup lines you have ever heard!

Remember: we can not be held responsible for any food or drinks thrown in your face when you try to use these.

Funny pickup lines are not always the ones that will give you the most desired result!

If you do use any, good luck and have fun!

Here they are:

• Is your Dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
• I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
• Excuse me, but I am new in town, can I have directions to your place?
• Can I buy you a drink or you would just prefer the five bucks?
• I wish I were a tear, so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together!
• Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
• You must be the reason for global warming, because you are hot
• You know what would look great on you? Me! (You might get a slap in the face using this one!)
• Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
• You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche
• I think I need to call heaven, because they have lost one of their angels
• Is your name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get!
• Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after
• The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty
• Baby, you must be tired, because you have been running through my mind all night!

• Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
• How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Can I get your number?
• I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
• You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart
• If I had a garden, I would put your tulips and my tulips together
• If you were a new sandwich at McDonalds, you’d be called McGorgeous
• All those curves! And me with no brakes!
• Can I even get a fake number? (Pretty funny!)

These pickup lines are pretty funny as well:

• You might as well sleep with me, because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
• I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did
• It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out
• Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else
• Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
• If I followed you home, would you keep me?
• If I told you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
• You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
• Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
• If you were Sprite, I would obey my thirst!
• Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love
• I lost my number, can I have yours?
• Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle
• Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
• Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning

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