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I really like this Adam and Eve joke.
Remember: “The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”
Seems God was just about done with creating the Universe, but he had 2 things left over in his bag, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.
He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.
“It’s a very handy thing,” God told them, “and I was wondering if either one of you would like that.”
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, “Oh, give that to me! I’d love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeeease! Give it to me.”
On and on he went like an excited little boy.
So, Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he should have it.
So, God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while he is standing up.
Adam was so excited that he immediately whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went off to write his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve, “Well, here is the other thing and I guess you can have it.”
“What is it called?” Eve asked.
“Brains”, God said.
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