This joke is way too funny not to post it on here. It sounds quite true though :)
How To Shower Like a Woman or Man
How To Shower Like a Woman:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
- Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, and immediately make mental note to do more sit-ups, tread mill time, leg lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, leg cloth, arm cloth, long loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with passion fruit and avocado shampoo with 36 added minerals and vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it is absolutely clean.
Condition your hair with cucumber rose conditioner enhanced.
Clean and wash your face with crushed peach facial scrub for 12 minutes or until red.
Wash entire rest of body with cherry blossom and coffee cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits, bikini area and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Scrubbing Bubbles.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super soft and absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on a floor.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the ‘woo-woo’ sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits and legs.
Blow your nose in your hands, and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee on the floor.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the ‘woo-woo’ sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
Done!
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