Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom

of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips

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Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake!

You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!

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To keep potatoes from budding,

place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

 

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Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix.

Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.

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When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan,

use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and

there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

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Go to the bakery!

 

Hell, they’ll even decorate it for you!

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If you accidentally over-salt a dish,

while it’s still cooking,

drop in a peeled potato,

and it will absorb the excess salt

for an instant ‘fix-me-up.’

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If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s too bad.

Please recite with me the real woman’s motto:

‘I made it, you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes!’

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Wrap celery in aluminum foil,

when putting in the refrigerator,

and it will keep for weeks.

 

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Celery?

Never heard of it!

 

 

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Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust,

before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

 

 

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The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions

Do N0t include brushing egg whites over the crust,

so I don’t.

 

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Cure for headaches:

take a lime, cut it in half and

rub it on your forehead.

 

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Take a lime, mix it with tequila,

chill and drink!

All your pains go away!

The throbbing will go away.

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If you have a problem opening jars,

try using latex dish washing gloves.

They give a non-slip grip

that makes opening jars easy.

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Go ask that very cute neighbor,

if he can open it for you.

 

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Don’t throw out all that leftover wine.

Freeze into ice cubes

for future use in casseroles and sauces.

 

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Leftover Wine??????

HELLO!!!!!!!

Lastly, if you don’t forward this to 1 of your friends within the next 5 minutes, your belly button will unscrew, and your butt will fall off.

Really…. It’s true! Have I ever lied to you?

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