A couple in the middle of a messy divorce case find themselves in court battling over custody of little Sam, their only child.
In order to make a fair decision over the boys future, the Judge takes Sam into his private room, so that he can find out which of the parents the boy would prefer to live with.
“Well, Sammy”, says the Judge, “Would you like to live with your Mother?”
“No”, replied Sammy, “she hits me all the time”.
“Well then,” the Judge continues, “Would you like to live your your Father?”
“No” replied Sammy again, “He hits me all the time too!”
The Judge looks exasperated and says to the boy “Well, Sammy, who would you like to live with?”
“I would like to live with Hartford Football Club” the boy replied quickly.
“Why on earth would you want to live with the Hartford Football Club?” replied the now extremely puzzled Judge.
“Well” replied Sammy, “They never beat anyone!”
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