Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing tennis together and discussing various surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, “I am definitely the best plastic surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in a terrible accident and I reattached them.
So 6 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”
One of the others said. “That is nothing. A young man lost both legs and arms in a car accident, and I reattached them.
3 years later he won a gold medal in 4 field events in the Olympics.”
The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 90 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the horse’s ass and a cowboy hat.
Now he is the President of the United States.”
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February 21st, 2011 at 2:58 pm
Very interesting entry, I look forward to the next! Thx for sharing