A Police Officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
“But, officer, “the man began, “I can explain…”
“Just be quite, ” snapped the officer. “I am going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”
“But, officer, I just wanted to say…”
“And I said to keep quite! You are going to jail!”
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” answers the fellow in the cell. “I am the groom.”
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