I love to start my day with a really funny joke.

Anybody can use a good laugh!

Remember: “The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

Check out our collection of Hilarious Jokes to start your day on a positive and happy note.

The funny joke of the day is “Prison and Work”.

PRISON:      You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

WORK:         You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle

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PRISON:      You get three meals a day, fully paid for

WORK:         You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
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PRISON:      For good behavior, you get time off

WORK:         For good behavior, you get more work

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PRISON:      The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you     

WORK:         You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

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PRISON:      You can watch TV and play games

WORK:         You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

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PRISON:      You get your own toilet

WORK:         You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat

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PRISON:      They allow your family and friends to visit

WORK:         You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family

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PRISON:       All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

WORK:         You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from Your salary to pay for prisoners

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PRISON:      You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

WORK:         You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

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PRISON:      You must deal with sadistic wardens

WORK:         They are called “Directors”

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!

Now get back to work. You are not getting paid to check email!

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Do you know a really funny joke

that you would like to share with us?

I would love to post it on my blog.

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