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STD Alert: 4 Broken Rules That Increase Risk

Sexually Transmitted DiseaseDo you like to live life by the seat of your pants?

If you like to buck trends and behave in risky ways, you may be considering contracting an STD (sexually transmitted disease).

Whether you are hoping for painful blisters or an irritating discharge, here is what you can do to improve your chances of catching an STD:

STD Alert #1. Leave the Protection at Home

If you have spent your good money on protective contraception, leave it at home.

When used perfectly and consistently, condoms are about 99 percent effective when it comes to protecting you against an STD, including HIV. 

If you are looking for the adrenaline rush that comes with playing Russian roulette with your health, you can improve your chances of catching an STD by leaving the condoms in the nightstand. Without a condom, you are 80 percent more likely to catch some type of infection.

STD Alert #2. Stay Out of a Relationship

If that girl that you have been seeing has been pressuring you to get serious, tell her you are trying to catch an STD and stop returning her phone calls.

If that hot guy you met at the bar is looking for more than a one-night stand, tell him thanks, but no thanks.

If you enter into a relationship where both partners have tested negative for STDs, and both of you are faithful, you reduce your chances of catching an STD to virtually nothing.

Having a boyfriend or girlfriend is not the way to go for you, and forget any thoughts you have entertained about getting married one day.

STD Alert #3. Spread the Love

You are hot and you know it. There is not a person on this earth that would not love to jump into bed with you.

Take advantage of your attractiveness and sleep with everyone that you meet. There is no reason that you can not have a different partner every night of the week if you want to.

The more people that you have oral, vaginal or anal sex with, the better your chances of contracting an STD.

The next time you are at the club and a smoking hot girl makes eye contact, propose a night of wild sex. Just remember not to call her the next day.

STD Alert #4. Drink Until You Black Out

Your friends and family may not understand your newfound passion for sexually transmitted diseases.

If you do not normally drink, starting a program of unhealthy binge drinking is the easiest way to go.

Spend Friday and Saturday nights belly-up to the bar; your chances of drinking yourself into oblivion will be increased exponentially.

People, including you, are more likely to do things they would not normally do when they are drunk. If you are on the shy side, getting drunk can help you contract an STD because you will be more likely to sleep with that sexy stranger.

Whatever you do, adopt a don’t ask, don’t tell policy. People who are trying to avoid STDs are more likely to talk to their potential partner before clothes hit the floor.

The next time that you are feeling risky, follow the above tips; they will help you catch that STD you have been dreaming about.

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Article by Sue L. McBride

Sue L. McBride writes for public health blogs. If you are sexually active, make sure to get regular std tests. Make sure to visit las vegas std blood test.

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5 Responses to “STD Alert: 4 Broken Rules That Increase Risk”

  1. Joe Says:

    This is so very true! Having a solid relationship and healthy habits is the way to go to avoid STD. Thanks for sharing!

  2. Elena Says:

    You are absolutely right Joe! Who needs to catch an STD? Thanks for stopping by!

  3. Caesar F Says:

    I have to admit it was pretty funny reading it, but it makes sense.

  4. Elena Says:

    Hello Caesar, I am very glad you enjoyed our article. Have a great day!

  5. Steve Says:

    So very true. This is an amusing look at how to catch STDs on purpose. What’s not funny is that I know some people who actually do these things.

    One girl I knew would drink until blacking out regularly. That got her into some trouble a few times.

    Anyway, these are some great tips on what not to do.
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