Another Christmas Joke

Best Jokes EverNot in the Christmas mood quite yet?

Please check out our Joke of the Day about Christmas from our collection of really funny jokes.

After reading this, you will be ready for Christmas – guaranteed!

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

Ingredients:

1 cup water

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

2 cups of sugar

1/2 teaspoon salt

1 cup brown sugar Read the full article…»

Very Funny Olympic Chuckles

hilarious jokesIt has been said that NBC commentary during the opening ceremonies was rather superfluous, irritating and sometimes stupid.  

This seems to add to that description of the comments they made.

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the London Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”

2. Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.”  Read the full article…»

Joke of the Day: My 1st Day of Employment

Really Funny JokesPlease check out our Joke of the Day to start your day on a happy note.

Remember: Laughter is tranquilizer with no side effects. ~ Arnold Glasow

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So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day….

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

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Joke of the Day: Government Joke

funny jokesWhy reading a joke of the day?

I truly belive that a laughter a day keeps doctors away. Discover for yourself and experience an incredibly healing power of humor by reading just one funny joke a day.

Please visit our “Hilarious Jokes” section any time to start your day on a positive and happy note.

The Joke of the Day is “Government Joke”.

Have a great laugh!

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A guy stopped at a local gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought himself a nice and cold Cola.

He stood by his car to drink his drink and watched a couple of guys working along the roadside. Read the full article…»

Funny Joke: What is Couple Sex?

funny jokesDo you want to hear a really funny joke to have a great laugh and start your day on a happy and positive note?

You can find tons of funny jokes, adult jokes, clean jokes, funny YouTube Videos for everyone on our site.

I can’t remember who said this but “A sense of humor is a major defense against every day troubles”. Isn’t that true?

Please check out this funny joke called “What is Couple Sex?” and turn on your daily defense against life’s troubles.

Have fun and if you know a really funny joke of your own, please share it with us and we will be happy to post it on our site!  Read the full article…»

Hilarious Jokes: Adam and Eve

really funny jokesPlease check out our collection of most hilarious jokes to start your day on a positive and happy note.

I really like this Adam and Eve joke.

Remember: “The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

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Seems God was just about done with creating the Universe, but he had 2 things left over in his bag, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.

He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.

“It’s a very handy thing,” God told them, “and I was wondering if either one of you would like that.”

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Hilarious Jokes: Dirty Golf Joke

hilarious jokesThere is nothing better than starting a day with a few hilarious jokes.

Here is one of them. It is too funny not to post it on here.

So go ahead and laugh your head off! What are you waiting for?

The Joke of the Day is Golf Joke.
Are you ready for this?  Read the full article…»

New Year’s Resolution Joke

Best Jokes EverThis year I decided to have several New Year’s resolutions to keep me busy all year round. 

Here is my to-do list. I am going to… 

1. Gain weight, at least 50 pounds or more 

2. Stop exercising. Big waste of time 

3. Read less. Makes you think too much 

4. Get further in debt  Read the full article…»

First Aid Joke

Really Funny JokesHere is one more really funny joke from our collection of the funniest jokes ever.

Remember:”The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

Have a good laugh!

It was a blistering hot day in July and an old man fainted in the middle of a busy city intersection.

Traffic started to quickly pile up in all the directions while an attractive woman, who was taking a walk in the park earlier, rushed to help him. Read the full article…»

Joke of the Day: Bank Robbery

Really Funny JokesPlease check out our Joke of the Day to start your day on a happy and positive note.

This joke is actually a true story, and it is very funny.

Have a good laugh!

A man, planning to rob a Detroit downtown Chase Bank, walked into the branch and wrote on a deposit ticket “This is STIKKUP. Put all your muney in this grey bag.”

While he was standing in line and waiting to give this note to a teller, he started worrying that someone has seen him writing the note and the police might come to arrest him before he even reaches teller’s window.

He decided to leave the Chase Bank and went across the street to the Bank of America branch. Read the full article…»

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