Another Christmas Joke

Best Jokes EverNot in the Christmas mood quite yet?

Please check out our Joke of the Day about Christmas from our collection of really funny jokes.

After reading this, you will be ready for Christmas – guaranteed!

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies


1 cup water

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

2 cups of sugar

1/2 teaspoon salt

1 cup brown sugar Read the full article…»

Really Funny Christmas Joke

Really Funny Christmas JokeAre you ready for a holiday season? If not, I have a good fix for you.

Please check out one of the most hilarious jokes called Christmas Joke to get you in the holiday spirit and make your holidays more fun, joyful and magical. 

Happy holidays Everyone!

Christmas Joke


1. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It is quite rare.

You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has only 8,000 calories in every sip?

It’s not as if you are going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It’s a treat. Enjoy it! Have one for me. Have two. Read the full article…»

Very Funny Olympic Chuckles

hilarious jokesIt has been said that NBC commentary during the opening ceremonies was rather superfluous, irritating and sometimes stupid.  

This seems to add to that description of the comments they made.

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the London Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”

2. Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.”  Read the full article…»

New Year’s Resolution Joke

Best Jokes EverThis year I decided to have several New Year’s resolutions to keep me busy all year round. 

Here is my to-do list. I am going to… 

1. Gain weight, at least 50 pounds or more 

2. Stop exercising. Big waste of time 

3. Read less. Makes you think too much 

4. Get further in debt  Read the full article…»

First Aid Joke

Really Funny JokesHere is one more really funny joke from our collection of the funniest jokes ever.

Remember:”The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

Have a good laugh!

It was a blistering hot day in July and an old man fainted in the middle of a busy city intersection.

Traffic started to quickly pile up in all the directions while an attractive woman, who was taking a walk in the park earlier, rushed to help him. Read the full article…»

Joke of the Day: Bank Robbery

Really Funny JokesPlease check out our Joke of the Day to start your day on a happy and positive note.

This joke is actually a true story, and it is very funny.

Have a good laugh!

A man, planning to rob a Detroit downtown Chase Bank, walked into the branch and wrote on a deposit ticket “This is STIKKUP. Put all your muney in this grey bag.”

While he was standing in line and waiting to give this note to a teller, he started worrying that someone has seen him writing the note and the police might come to arrest him before he even reaches teller’s window.

He decided to leave the Chase Bank and went across the street to the Bank of America branch. Read the full article…»

Texas Rancher Joke

Really Funny JokesA motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed  a calf that was crossing the road.

The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened.

He then asked what the animal was worth.

“Oh, about $200 today,” said the rancher. “But in six years it would have been worth $900. So, $900 is what I am out.” Read the full article…»

Police Officer Joke

Really Funny JokesA Police Officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

“But, officer, “the man began, “I can explain…”

“Just be quite, ” snapped the officer. “I am going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”

 “But, officer, I just wanted to say…” Read the full article…»

The Difference Between Men’s and Women’s Brains

Really Funny JokesIn case you were wondering what the difference is between us: men and women.

Here we go. This is quite self-explanatory.

Have a great laugh!

Female Brain consists of:

6-inch Pianist Joke

Really Funny JokesThere is an old joke about a guy who walks into a bar, wearing a sport jacket.

He orders a Scotch, which the bartender delivers.

The customer then takes out a really small piano and puts it on the bar.

The server looks at it and a couple of other customers crowd around the new arrival, who then takes a really small man out of his other pocket.

The half-foot tall man is dressed in a tuxedo and starts to play music at the keyboard. Read the full article…»

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