Here we go. This is quite self-explanatory.
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Female Brain consists of:
- Headache Generator
- Talk, Talk and more Talk
- Gossip Control Center
- Gold-Digging Sensory
- Anniversaries and Birthdays
- Impulse Shopping
- “I told You So” Gland
- Shiny Things and Diamonds Olfactory
- Very Small Sex Initiator Gland
Footnote: The “Put Oil into the Car” and “Be Quite During the Game” sensors are only active when the “Shiny Things and Diamonds Olfactory” has been satisfied or there is a shoe sale.
Male Brain consists of:
- Ability to Drive Manual Transmission
- TV and Remote Control Addiction Center
- Dangerous Pursuits
- Ball Sports
- Lame Excuses Gland
- Crotch Scanning Area
- “Avoid Personal Questions At All Costs” Area
- Toilet Aiming Cell
- Small Attention Span
- Very Small Listening Particle
- Tiny Domestic Skills Area
Footnote: “The listening to children in the middle of the night” gland is not listed due to it’s small and underdeveloped nature. Better viewed under a microscope.
- Blonde Joke
- Funny Things Men Say
- Clean Toilets
- Sex Joke
- Cigarettes and Tampons
- Woman’s Perfect Breakfast
- Wild Irish Girl Joke
- Million Things Husbands Do to Annoy Their Wives
- Women’s Revenge
- Cinderella Joke
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