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Very Funny Olympic Chuckles

hilarious jokesIt has been said that NBC commentary during the opening ceremonies was rather superfluous, irritating and sometimes stupid.  

This seems to add to that description of the comments they made.

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the London Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”

2. Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.” 

4. Boxing Analyst: “Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.”

5. Softball announcer: “If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”

6. Basketball analyst: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: “Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.”

8. Soccer commentator: “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”

9. Tennis commentator: “One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.”

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20 Responses to “Very Funny Olympic Chuckles”

  1. Tammy R Says:

    Hysterical, Elena!!! Thank you for sharing!
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  2. cj Says:

    Elena! Thanks for some serious giggles here! 3-6 are unreal. The others are hysterical and unfortunate for the speakers;) Have a chuckling Wednesday!
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  3. Elena Says:

    I totally agree with you CJ: they are too funny not to post them here. I can’t believe someone could say that! Happy Tuesday and thanks for stopping by!

  4. Elena Says:

    These funny olympic chuckles still crack me up after I read them 5 times. They will sure put you in a better mood, won’t they? It’s always great to hear from you Tammy! Have a great day!

  5. Louis Sanchez Says:

    When you spend all day dealing with business, your site is a refreshing change of pace. Thank you for making me smile.

    DocLou
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  6. Elena Says:

    Hello Louis, glad I could get you distracted from your busy life and make you smile. Thanks for your feedback and have a fabulous day!

  7. Daisy @ Prairie Eco Thrifter Says:

    Haha! I’m surprised that they were able to say stuff like that. I definitely have no doubt that they want to take those things back!

  8. shristhi Says:

    Hey Elena
    Just reached your blog from CUMLUV.
    This stuff is funny . Thank you for making me lauch
    LOL
    :)
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  9. Elena Says:

    Hi Shristhi,
    I am really glad everyone likes these funny olympic chuckles. I like to read at least one funny joke a day myself, and, if I hear something funny, I try to post it on my blog, so everyone can have a good laugh once in a while. Have a lovely day!

  10. Brad Castro Says:

    Great collection, Elena.

    And you know, now that I think about it, I guess I owe a lot to my parents, too, especially my mother and father.
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  11. Elena Says:

    Hi Brad, glad you liked our collection of funny jokes. Some of them are quite something, aren’t they? Thanks for stopping by!

  12. Uma Maheswar Nakka Says:

    Good Evening from Bangalore, India
    Excellent one.
    Quite hilarious and mind refreshing with humorous moods
    generated.
    Real chuckles keeping us in jovial moods.
    Thanks, Regards and blessings to you.
    Uma Maheswar Nakka

  13. Elena Says:

    Hi Uma, you are absolutely right about the fact that real chuckles keeping us in great mood! Have a terrific day!

  14. Steve Says:

    Haha, sometimes people say the strangest and funniest things without even trying. I can see how when you’re saying things on the spur of the moment, you’ll slip up. But some of these were just bad (in a funny way). They made me laugh.
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  15. Elena Says:

    Yeah, Steve, sometimes things just slip up and it’s too late to take them back :) Thanks for checking these jokes out! Have a good one!

  16. Shorya Says:

    heheh ..Yeah , it is really funny
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  17. Jackie Says:

    I don’t know why, but this reminds me of an article I read in the Atlanta Journal Constitution about a police officer catching a fleeing suspect because he was wearing his pants around his backside, and they slid down his legs and he tripped and fell.

    That is the last time the media made me laugh so hard.

    Thanks

  18. Elena Says:

    Hi Jackie, I am glad you had a great laugh! Thanks for checking out our funny olympic chuckles. Have a great day!

  19. James Molet (SavvyJames) Says:

    Ha! Some great cases of misspeaking. Thanks for the share.
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  20. Elena Says:

    You are welcome James! I am glad you liked them! :)

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