An Irish daughter had not been home for over six years.
Upon her return, her father cursed her.
“Where have ye been all this time?
Why did ye not write to us, even one letter?
Why didn’t ye call?
Can ye not understand what ye put your old Mom through?”
The girl, crying, replied, “Sniff… sniff… Daddy… I am very sorry, but I became a prostitute…”
“Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You are a disgrace to this whole family!”
“Ok, Daddy, as ye wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a six bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $ 4 million.”
“For my little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that’s parked outside plus a membership to the country club… (takes a breath) and also an invitation for ye all to spend New Years’ Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera…”
“Now what was it ye said ye had become?” says Dad.
Girl, crying again, “Sniff… sniff….a prostitute Dad! Sooorrry!“
“Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug.”
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